You sit, alone, for the hundredth time, in some villain’s dungeon, waiting for a plumber in blue overalls to come to your rescue. Again. Suddenly, you get the idea to use your excessive pink skirts to tie a rope to escape out of the window in the cell.

The “Rescue Yourself?” design features a minimalist drawing of a woman surrounded by flowers, with a question bubble asking “Rescue yourself?” with the only answer options being “Yes.” Because…who needs a man when you have yourself? And excessive pink skirts?